I regularly receive spam with funny texts like:
“With the onset of December, many of you begin to puzzle over which artists to offer your clients for New Year’s programs, corporate events and gala shows. We will help you deal with this problem!"
God, we were racking our brains about which artists to invite and so on back in September! Guys, you are so fucking behind the times! In December it’s too late to rack your brains about this... In December you need to think about your June vacation!
